Yolorosa

The Yolorosa
The Yolorosa is a crack version of a canon character from Homestuck, which is written and owned by Andrew Hussie. She is said to be sassy an ghetto and is role played as such by Sum. Her canon counterpart, The Dolorosa , was said to be a compassionate and motherly troll who raised The Signless. However, Yolorosa is not. She enters a room, swag blaring and has a #(Hashtag) before her name.

History
The Yolorosa has revealed that she was once a slave, just like her canon counterpart, that resided on the ship of Marquises Swaggeret Mindfang, who is a crack version of Homestucks Marquise Spinneret Mindfang . There, on Swaggeret’s ship, she met  the very sassy Summoner and they developed a friendship which is strong to this day. Yolo is a rainbow drinker, though it is a mystery how she became one exactly or when.